Hach, ich hab mich sooooo beömmelt xD~
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Prosthetics For Theatre And Film
quote / comic strip of the week
Hach, ich hab mich sooooo beömmelt xD~
Hach, ich hab mich sooooo beömmelt xD~
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Proper Way Of Doing Strokes
Bloody experience
Vorwort
Die Tatsache, dass Fernsehen oder Filme einen doch schon zu sehr dummen Aktionen verleiten können, nothing really new should be more. But sometimes you should maybe think twice before implementing the recently seen in any boob tube into action to cause any terrible consequences. And so we come to have the same anecdote.
But be warned: The following section is NOT for those of you who are NOT friends of the Selbstzerstümmelung or NO experience joy to watch others here.
history
It was a wonderful Thursday evening. The sun had already disappeared behind the endless horizon and the night sky was countless little stars sprinkled, gentle and peaceful right hinschimmernd. I sat at my desk and looked out the open window into the distant future. A gentle breeze slipped past me. The air smelled of spring is still in the background you could hear the faint sound of the cars that drove along the road. A peaceful and beautiful evening and a grand finale of a busy day, so thought I stretched my legs and safely out of the window to the whole evening splendor once again to give a special touch.
Suddenly the peace was disturbed by a sharp pain in my right toe. Like a worm, the pain gnawing at my Walk into it. Where do could probably was, but previously all right?
Curiosity seized me at once, and I absolutely had to see what is happening down there on foot. BUT WHAT IN GOD'S NAME WAS THAT?? An approximately two inches long and 1 mm wide, black line ran through one of my little toes. But really just looked like dirt. After I rumrubbelte with a bit of it, I but realized quickly that it probably could be a mess. What could it be otherwise? After thinking
came to my mind, that this actually could only be a thick chips, which I've probably caught during the day. Why do I but only now I noticed it, I remained a mystery.
To confirm my hunch, I tried to push the splinter out only once (like a pimple), it would be that a small piece out of watching him from an opening. And indeed! It looked a tiny piece of the end of the splitter from the opening in which he probably came in out. Unfortunately, all attempts to pull him out of the tweezers in vain. Too small was the prescient piece, the opening was too small and too inaccurate was the tweezers, with which I continually tried to grab the end of the splitter. What should I do? Although a splinter anything but a dangerous thing, but once you them know he is incredibly annoying and the pain, if only very small hammers, from second to second into more and more in the head.
It was time for drastic measures!
As I watched the situation closely, I was reminded of any one movie I was a child views on TV. It was shown how the fire with a disinfected knife surgery someone has. Somehow I found that at the moment as the only viable solution to get rid of that splinter! After all, what you see on TV was simply MUST be right! So I limped stratzte immediately (!) To the kitchen, I was looking for a suitable kitchen knife and a box of matches out there and also stratzte back again into the room where I am because of the bright light "work" was better. I looked again at the wound and wondered again if it really was an incredibly clever idea reinzusschneiden with a hot knife as to remove only a small splinter. But before coming up the first question was, the annoying pain poked again to himself.
The thing had to get out easy!
said than done! I lit a match and moved the kitchen knife in the small flame slowly back and forth. You could hear the sizzle and crackle of burning muck on the blade and light gray smoke rose. After a few seconds, I put out the flame again and looked at the glowing light meter. Now or never, so I thought. I put my foot on the other leg and set the sole of the foot towards the sky, to the best possible view of the toe as well as possible and have cut with a knife can be. Since he was now. The small pieces that I was about to break out of my leg. I gritted his teeth firmly together in order to be the next Mr pain and slowly put the knife on the small opening. All of a sudden it started like water on a burning hot stove hiss and the stench of burning flesh came into my Nose. Everything was just forgotten, and I only felt the incredible heat of the fire-drenched blade. But instead of crying out in excruciating pain, I tried to stay calm and slowly cut the small opening further up the splinter would uncover. After a few seconds wars finally done. My toe was bleeding slightly in front of him and then looked out a larger slice of the splitter. I took the tweezers, they also disinfected the smoldering fire of a match, grabbed the end of the splinter and pulled it out slowly but surely.
I looked at the blood-soaked object and found that it is probably be a piece of a plant had to.
ensure that no more bacteria in the now slightly larger wound could happen more, I dabbed with a handkerchief once all the blood and made a small drum patch.
Whether this whole campaign has been so clever in fact, I can not say yet until now. My toe but feels very well and the wound has not discolored or more like. If it still should come to a blood infection ... I will the next entry probably a toe or foot have less XD But the whole macabre in spite of you, you should always bear in mind the following: No matter how cool
it may be, his own Leg with a hot knife to cut: Instead, do not! It's stupid, negligent and was copied from TV!
[The Silence]
Vorwort
Die Tatsache, dass Fernsehen oder Filme einen doch schon zu sehr dummen Aktionen verleiten können, nothing really new should be more. But sometimes you should maybe think twice before implementing the recently seen in any boob tube into action to cause any terrible consequences. And so we come to have the same anecdote.
But be warned: The following section is NOT for those of you who are NOT friends of the Selbstzerstümmelung or NO experience joy to watch others here.
history
It was a wonderful Thursday evening. The sun had already disappeared behind the endless horizon and the night sky was countless little stars sprinkled, gentle and peaceful right hinschimmernd. I sat at my desk and looked out the open window into the distant future. A gentle breeze slipped past me. The air smelled of spring is still in the background you could hear the faint sound of the cars that drove along the road. A peaceful and beautiful evening and a grand finale of a busy day, so thought I stretched my legs and safely out of the window to the whole evening splendor once again to give a special touch.
Suddenly the peace was disturbed by a sharp pain in my right toe. Like a worm, the pain gnawing at my Walk into it. Where do could probably was, but previously all right?
Curiosity seized me at once, and I absolutely had to see what is happening down there on foot. BUT WHAT IN GOD'S NAME WAS THAT?? An approximately two inches long and 1 mm wide, black line ran through one of my little toes. But really just looked like dirt. After I rumrubbelte with a bit of it, I but realized quickly that it probably could be a mess. What could it be otherwise? After thinking
came to my mind, that this actually could only be a thick chips, which I've probably caught during the day. Why do I but only now I noticed it, I remained a mystery.
To confirm my hunch, I tried to push the splinter out only once (like a pimple), it would be that a small piece out of watching him from an opening. And indeed! It looked a tiny piece of the end of the splitter from the opening in which he probably came in out. Unfortunately, all attempts to pull him out of the tweezers in vain. Too small was the prescient piece, the opening was too small and too inaccurate was the tweezers, with which I continually tried to grab the end of the splitter. What should I do? Although a splinter anything but a dangerous thing, but once you them know he is incredibly annoying and the pain, if only very small hammers, from second to second into more and more in the head.
It was time for drastic measures!
As I watched the situation closely, I was reminded of any one movie I was a child views on TV. It was shown how the fire with a disinfected knife surgery someone has. Somehow I found that at the moment as the only viable solution to get rid of that splinter! After all, what you see on TV was simply MUST be right! So I limped stratzte immediately (!) To the kitchen, I was looking for a suitable kitchen knife and a box of matches out there and also stratzte back again into the room where I am because of the bright light "work" was better. I looked again at the wound and wondered again if it really was an incredibly clever idea reinzusschneiden with a hot knife as to remove only a small splinter. But before coming up the first question was, the annoying pain poked again to himself.
The thing had to get out easy!
said than done! I lit a match and moved the kitchen knife in the small flame slowly back and forth. You could hear the sizzle and crackle of burning muck on the blade and light gray smoke rose. After a few seconds, I put out the flame again and looked at the glowing light meter. Now or never, so I thought. I put my foot on the other leg and set the sole of the foot towards the sky, to the best possible view of the toe as well as possible and have cut with a knife can be. Since he was now. The small pieces that I was about to break out of my leg. I gritted his teeth firmly together in order to be the next Mr pain and slowly put the knife on the small opening. All of a sudden it started like water on a burning hot stove hiss and the stench of burning flesh came into my Nose. Everything was just forgotten, and I only felt the incredible heat of the fire-drenched blade. But instead of crying out in excruciating pain, I tried to stay calm and slowly cut the small opening further up the splinter would uncover. After a few seconds wars finally done. My toe was bleeding slightly in front of him and then looked out a larger slice of the splitter. I took the tweezers, they also disinfected the smoldering fire of a match, grabbed the end of the splinter and pulled it out slowly but surely.
I looked at the blood-soaked object and found that it is probably be a piece of a plant had to.
ensure that no more bacteria in the now slightly larger wound could happen more, I dabbed with a handkerchief once all the blood and made a small drum patch.
Whether this whole campaign has been so clever in fact, I can not say yet until now. My toe but feels very well and the wound has not discolored or more like. If it still should come to a blood infection ... I will the next entry probably a toe or foot have less XD But the whole macabre in spite of you, you should always bear in mind the following: No matter how cool
it may be, his own Leg with a hot knife to cut: Instead, do not! It's stupid, negligent and was copied from TV!
[The Silence]
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Where Do The Female Tennis Players Put The Ball
brainchild @ 2008-04-20T10: 48:00
There are things that you should not do simply because they are incredibly stupid ... but to do another, then again no matter songwriter, the main thing is you have some fun. And actually ... I have indeed XD ~
How stupid XD
[The Silence]
There are things that you should not do simply because they are incredibly stupid ... but to do another, then again no matter songwriter, the main thing is you have some fun. And actually ... I have indeed XD ~
How stupid XD
[The Silence]
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Breadmaker Manuals Panasonic Sd253
reverie
Life can already be incredibly boring. Day in and day out you're caught in a terrible vicious circle routine events and even the "exciting" things that happen from time to time, are if one's a closer look, ultimately, only slightly different situations of normal life. One is bound to rock-solid, physical laws and to certain of the Company prescribed guidelines that set of wishes and aspirations and with all that you live every single day. It is restricted in his ability in that not everything is possible.
The "traditional" life is bleak and even wealth, if any, can only change at short notice with it, because sooner or later, new items come in a boring, routine life. And at some point you look at the absurd question, why is nothing really "Fantastic" in life, why everything is so "on the bottom of the facts" fixed? I mean, the world would not be so much more interesting, funny and fascinating if there were something like real magic (not this Uri Geller shit. CORRECT magic!)? Or if there were other wonders such as flying islands and rare fruits that give a special, supernatural powers? Of course, if we live in a world at birth, then such things are well again, "banal" for us. We could still prescribed goals and ways of life and it would likely be routine, as in the "real" life, but I think that life would be much more exciting as the way it is now, when you get the feeling that absolutely nothing is impossible. Just the fact that there is such thing as real magic there was already breathtaking! A life out of a fantasy novel.
Sometimes, if the boredom or the pressure to perform one seems to choke, as one wishes but smooth that a zombie invasion erupts, just so that something completely absurd happens in the world. All previous concerns and doubts what will be as engaged in his future for a job or what ever is .... all that would be easy and it would go away only for survival. As sick as it may sound too like, sometimes it is somehow desirable. Life reduced to the bare minimum to the origin! But "fun" and "not really quite silly worries over" at a cost of billions of human lives? Very questionable (especially how long can you survive yourself? XD).
My childhood dream was to be a super hero ever, a superhuman with incredible super powers as Superman saves the people, fighting against super villains and all that belongs to just stop being a hero. In fact, today this dream has to have, though not quite as strong.
The inner urge, but to have something special or make to sometimes leads to funny idea: I often imagine that, if I'm suddenly a huge flash should be made on the street, but miraculously survives, and after weeks of coma in a hospital bed wake up ... I think I would actually try first if I can not shoot lightning from his hands could.
Ultimately you have to make quite clear that all this is desirable, but will probably never comes to pass. And life is still as it is now, is still worth living and full of things for which it pays continue to work to live. Why can hang his head for things that never existed and probably never will be? But one can dream but still allowed to defy the everyday and indulge in your mind to.
[The Silence]
Life can already be incredibly boring. Day in and day out you're caught in a terrible vicious circle routine events and even the "exciting" things that happen from time to time, are if one's a closer look, ultimately, only slightly different situations of normal life. One is bound to rock-solid, physical laws and to certain of the Company prescribed guidelines that set of wishes and aspirations and with all that you live every single day. It is restricted in his ability in that not everything is possible.
The "traditional" life is bleak and even wealth, if any, can only change at short notice with it, because sooner or later, new items come in a boring, routine life. And at some point you look at the absurd question, why is nothing really "Fantastic" in life, why everything is so "on the bottom of the facts" fixed? I mean, the world would not be so much more interesting, funny and fascinating if there were something like real magic (not this Uri Geller shit. CORRECT magic!)? Or if there were other wonders such as flying islands and rare fruits that give a special, supernatural powers? Of course, if we live in a world at birth, then such things are well again, "banal" for us. We could still prescribed goals and ways of life and it would likely be routine, as in the "real" life, but I think that life would be much more exciting as the way it is now, when you get the feeling that absolutely nothing is impossible. Just the fact that there is such thing as real magic there was already breathtaking! A life out of a fantasy novel.
Sometimes, if the boredom or the pressure to perform one seems to choke, as one wishes but smooth that a zombie invasion erupts, just so that something completely absurd happens in the world. All previous concerns and doubts what will be as engaged in his future for a job or what ever is .... all that would be easy and it would go away only for survival. As sick as it may sound too like, sometimes it is somehow desirable. Life reduced to the bare minimum to the origin! But "fun" and "not really quite silly worries over" at a cost of billions of human lives? Very questionable (especially how long can you survive yourself? XD).
My childhood dream was to be a super hero ever, a superhuman with incredible super powers as Superman saves the people, fighting against super villains and all that belongs to just stop being a hero. In fact, today this dream has to have, though not quite as strong.
The inner urge, but to have something special or make to sometimes leads to funny idea: I often imagine that, if I'm suddenly a huge flash should be made on the street, but miraculously survives, and after weeks of coma in a hospital bed wake up ... I think I would actually try first if I can not shoot lightning from his hands could.
Ultimately you have to make quite clear that all this is desirable, but will probably never comes to pass. And life is still as it is now, is still worth living and full of things for which it pays continue to work to live. Why can hang his head for things that never existed and probably never will be? But one can dream but still allowed to defy the everyday and indulge in your mind to.
[The Silence]
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