Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Nipple Piercing Freeones

Make me the Sly!!

"61 years". He looks in the mirror and when he would not want it really true, he can be his age, go back through his head: "61 years, I am already old." Slowly he becomes aware of reality and he looks back briefly at times when he was young and strong.
Yes, he has achieved a lot. Much more so than the some people might dream ever. He turned lots of movies, played with at least as many who enjoyed great fame, and even he has a great career.

But now the times are over. Now he is an old, wrinkled man, only waiting for his death, leaving only because of his old works in memories. But of course he does not want to make easy with such an end. One last time he will hear the cheers of the spectators. One last time to be a star in the film Heaven!

And so he returns again from the half-dead: SYLVESTER STALLONE IS BACK!!

After his, not to all the critics wrong by flattened movie, "Rocky Balboa, "is Sly Stallone again on the canvas. And although with none other than Rambo. And since" Rambo 4 "as a title just boring sounds, he has his new film cleverly" John Rambo "baptized! After" Rocky Balboa " So now John Rambo "....... what imaginative genius!

But as a shriveled, 61-year veteran would in such times like these arrive in the audience certainly not very good. So you have the whole concept a little be revised and modernized in particular: more blood, more action, more emotion and above all ..... more Sylvester Stallone GENIAL

"BUDDA, BUDDA, splatter, splatter" said Sly's probably Currency
!!
And now he moves with his sweaty headband and fully equipped a T-shirt, back in the war to the evil terrorists who stand around like targets stupid and have nothing to do, orderly to cut down on the cap. And when there were not enough, everything is still accompanied with a male war cry. No bloody scene without a "UWAH!" or a "NGHAAAA!"!

Look at just the new "John Rambo" trailer. Above all, it is from the second minute particularly sensitive rarely laughed XD Sun




Make me the Rambo!



if he so effectively achieved its goal? Highly doubtful ....

[The Silence]

Friday, May 18, 2007

Mount & Blade Blender Mod

Only 1123 hours!

My eyes are red from the constant gaze of censorship of the monitor, my fingers quite drop out of sheer nervousness and trembling of my forehead slowly down first weld beads. I sit for hours in front of it and look forward to the ticking counter on Yahoo. "Only 1 minute" , so my conclusion. "A single fucking minute ..." I groan out one more time.
starts My batting just twitch. Would be all the trouble and all the time invested really pay off?





few days before: It

is the 15.05.2007, a Tuesday like any other and as always, turned to me now all about Transformers . Transformers or Transformers Images, Transformers videos. Everywhere you looked only Transformers. As I had nothing better to do. I clicked out of habit, then try to StopSector7, a homepage is running on a spin-off story about the upcoming Transformers film in the form of mysterious e-mails and messages (in parallel, there is the side Sector7).
My eyes finally fell on a little news of AgentX, a fictional character who wants to expose the "lies" by Sector7. In the message read:

"Their Lies continue on Yahoo. 5 / 17 10:10 am PST "

I left the sentence, go back through his head: " 'Their Lies continue on Yahoo. 5 / 17 10:10 am PST'..... is probably connected with the forthcoming, new trailer. And Yahoo was already the last trailer. 5 / 17 = 17.05 = 17. March. And of course gemint PST time zone. 10:10 am PST would therefore meet here 19:10 clock ".

I checked immediately from Yahoo.com and found a small counter to the Transformers trailer that hintickte bravely on. " 2 days, 6 hours and 36 seconds . , so my statement so it was now called: Wait


present:

It is the 17.05.2007. I'm sitting for 12 hours non-stop on the computer, always staring at the counter that I miss nothing. Just one more minute. The final seconds ticking down slowly. Only a few moments to separate me from the wonderful joy. 15 seconds. I bear it no more. 10 seconds .... 9th .. 8 .. 7 .. 6 .. 5 .. 4 .. 3 .. 2 ...........

1!

FINALLY !!!!! IT IS DONE! I immediately on trombone happy "JUHUUUU" out of my mouth! Finally I would get one of the first people in the world to enjoy the new trailer!

But what is it? Instead, something extraordinary happens the counter counts forward now! What is the meaning of this nonsense? A minute goes by without something to happen. Nervously, I walk through the house, looking in another computer to see if everything is above board before him.
After 2 1 / 2 minutes songwriter finally arrived. A new window will open charm on Yahoo and the face of Optimus Prime is seen. I click on the HD version and wait another few minutes until the video is finished loading. And finally it's done!


THE NEW TRANSFORMERS TRAILER IS FINALLY DAAAA = DDDDD And he is just great XD ~ Super mega amazing, bold, ultra great CGI action with lots of Easter eggs and Fanservice XD which can you just do not get benug! A full 50 minutes I've then watched the 2 1 / 2 minute video and a huge grin adorned my face for many minutes.

I should have probably done more than just clear with this entry, what a Transformers nerd I am xD But just look at a Transformers nerd XD ~

at yourself and find out about the clenched-Power Transformers overwhelm! =) Wishing you all a lot of fun with the Trailer!




The New Transformers Trailer




[The Silence]

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Bowel Movements At The End Of Your Pregnancy

Make me Prime!!

preface

The press event was the day before yesterday now over and while I lay in my bed at home and I looked at a few small mementos of the evening, a thought went through my head: "From such a beautiful experience simply MUST know everyone!".

With these words in my head, I sat down immediately to the computer and started a live journal entry to write.

Actually, I thought it was just a small, nice entry about the wonderful press event will be from two days ago. But one wrote to me unknown reason and I wrote on and on, as there would be no tomorrow.

And so now detonates, the resulting entry of size really never experienced before!

let you but still does not discourage any further;)





The surface

As mentioned in last entry already got Phu and me the great honor of the Transformers press event at the 05/08/2007 participate in Hamburg. Probably just as much for our contribution to the GEE-competition. But perhaps only because they had too little guests. Be it what it is. Interestingly, we
should there actually be the only competitor, for the simple reason, because supposedly all the other could not come. Suspect. Whether we probably makes VIPs, because otherwise there only Press people would rumlungern?

In any case, one would think well that would break with such a beautiful message and it would be great cheers in Freudentaumen tons of alcohol wash down their throats to celebrate this big event coming due. But actually, my joy was very limited. First, because my mind at the time still a bit because of the 4th Place was struck and partly because I was incredibly skeptical when I heard where the event should take place as well: In a parking garage next to a gas station ...





Oh wow! This must you can melt it smooth on the tongue: "Underground". It has yet to do Transformers usually absolutely NOTHING with underground garages. So, how then are experienced marketers and chefs such an idea?

times we try to put in their location and reconstruct the whole in the form of brainstorming:

Transformers -> transformable robot -> Autobots & Decepticons -> Autobots are mainly cars (about AUTO-bots) - > Car park -> car parks -> Underground -> Dark -> Mysterious -> Transformers are also mysterious. It follows then that an underground car park of course, the ideal place for a press event is Transformers!

Genial.

set gathered As it turned out even that one did in fact represent all very mysterious, purely on the Transformers slogan "Robots In Disguise". We even got sent to any number of codes, we should then whisper of a woman at a bar in his ear. But more on that later.



Pretty Woman

was before yesterday, it actually has an extent and after a very pleasant night (despite the disappointment), was again the joy of living there. And the closer the event with every hour, every minute, every second, the greater was the excitement. I am particularly troubled the question, what should I wear for the event. Because with such a great event would not embarrass you, of course, because of such trifles.
At the end I decided on a suit, but without a stuffy part (no tie, and so on). "Cool and casual, some would say as well lay people.

And so strutted Phu and I, as elegant as ever, to point 19 clock in the derelict garage in order to make us of the great world of the Transformers overcome. The well-deserved reward for our efforts.

sooner arrived there, we were already a thoroughly nice woman towards us and greeted us with a warm smile and a less cordial handshake. Cheerful and alert as she was, she told us right from the recently conducted rehearsal, how cool (!) But she found the new Transformers designs and above all what a great spectacle but we would expect the same. In between, she giggled and smiled so excited to himself.

Goldig.





As it turned out, she was sometimes one of the organizers of the event.

While we exchanged a few words about the main idea still coming in, looking I now and then through the area.

We were right in the reception area and a small bar next to us stood, surrounded by nothing but Transformers T-Shirt trang people (as we should whisper the way around the code). The entire area in front of us was pitch dark and it was recognized in part, only the silhouettes of isolated people. All around us lay gravel and industrial dirt and a few lights showed us the way through the darkness. Here and there were a few metal tables and seats were made of rusty steel wire (?). Then lay them on a couple of Transformers items as well as smaller and larger computer parts. And not far ahead of us flickered a relatively large screen in front of him out on a couple of screenshots were shown from the upcoming Transformers movie. It was used for decoration only and was not important.

was a very cool sight, I must admit. But right next to us it seemed to go a whole little further. However, we blocked various barriers and cabinet-sized men to get there. Because of the lack of light, one could, unfortunately, absolutely nothing barred from the area see (which was probably intended). Only a few small monitors that hinschienen quietly to himself, could see. "Probably there would later play the presentation," went through my head and paid no further attention.



black bags and old friends

After some time had the pretty woman then away, unfortunately, again, to greet more guests. And so I stood Phu and cool as we were, alone in the area around and looked at everything more closely. Here we noticed a small, inconspicuous corner where there were about 50 black bags. A questionable "Hmmmmmmm ...." went through both our heads. Of course, we seized the great curiosity, and we tried a small unobtrusive look into the bags to catch. Lo and behold, gift bags for the guests full of Transformers figures!

A loud "HUIIIII!" burst out of our Lead out. As the evening has indeed already paid off now!





And while we were happy about the still coming mess, came suddenly, nor any man in Burger King clothes punched and kept us smiling a large tray in front of the nose, full of delicacies with Burger King: wraps, burgers, Nuggets and dips above all ... vieeeeele!
A strange sight, especially as it is just something else has expected (crackers and peanuts or caviar and champagne). Burger King seemed an obvious sponsor or the like to be for the Transformers movie.
But let's be honest: if you are already in an underground garage in Rumlungert suit in order to admire Transformers, something like this really should not continue to be exciting. So I stuffed my mouth full of yummy stuff like, instead I continue wondering about it.

As all this had not been great enough, they were presented also another surprise: even the [info] philistine was present there! At this point there is that Phil is one of the most biggest Transformers collectors in Germany and herumkrebst like me in a small German TF forum. As it turned out, he was a lecturer and beauftargt Hasbro Transformers specialist by to take Germany to participate in various events such as this, to represent the German Transformers community.


A very good choice, as it turned out later.



beginning of the presentation

was after about 45 minutes long speech, bum around and waiting, it finally happened: a loud, deep computer voice asked us in English (God knows why) in the "World of Transformers" stand up and later to be seated. "Where later?" I just went through my head, when suddenly, the entire, previously blocked area saturated with blinding bright light and a true light fireworks began wegzukokeln our retina. Two large spotlight then showed us the way to the big screen, before we were allowed to take place on Transformers director chairs.

After we did that and got to see a few clips (including the Announcement Trailer Transformers), the computer voice was loud again and warned us to the gate next to the screen. Our eyes wandered to the gate, which began at once to open slowly. Bright spotlight shone in from the opening and loud engine noises echoed through the room. Everyone was stunned. Totally excited me at the moment shot an incredible number of questions to mind: Is this actually about Ironhide alternate mode? How they did it him here to bring to Germany? And what we would expect the same?
As the tension could hardly be greater, then drove a conventional SUV creeping in with speed .... how disappointing.
Our eyes followed the car as he drove past us, at some point then stopped and the head of Hasbro's got out of the car.
There he stood, head of Hasbro's stapling with his little microphone on the suit.

Knorke.

In order not to have to wait longer then he began to move even equal to his mouth. Oddly, we heard not a word out. "Technical problems" so my guess. Suddenly, from one moment krakelte on the other his voice from the huge boxes above and beside us out: ".......... microphone WORKS !!!".
"HOLY ....!!!" I cried at the same time, wincing. He probably just wanted to "work Hopefully the microphone," say. How appropriate. Simply ignoring the small slip, he continued.


preface to the presentation

He told us in a few sentences, but what is the fascination with Transformers, what sense would the organization and what we would expect the same. "Wow," we all thought, and looked forward to the still to come.
To top it then well round would continue, the Hasbro's then Chief us a short video presentation, which should give us some information about the world of the Transformers. With a breathtaking elegance then moved the images on the screen back and forth and a small window lit up with a video. The video began, we saw a colorful section of several Transformers scenes, full of powerful imagery and action. What a captivating sight! But unfortunately, all without sound. "Technical problems" so my guess.
After a few seconds without sound images battles, was slowly low murmur and wide whispering among the guests. Hasbro, of course, but the chef had everything under control and he was silent, as professional as he was back on the right. The technical problem would be solved already by itself. And indeed! A few seconds later wars come.

Just great!



The Phil

When the video was finished, the Hasbrochef talked a little further, but did finally release the stage for the Phil And we all have been waiting for!





After Phil had briefly was also going on already: He showed us some of his valuable treasures, advertised for his side and then showed us the complete record of Transformers. All well with the aid of a Power Point presentation that was projected on the screen.
Starting with the Diaclone snaked through the generation of 1 by Phil, up to the Beast Wars era, made stops at several conventions, and finally came to the film. Here, the complete unit with larger and smaller video clips were provided.
was striking, however, that the videos had a really incredible predominantly poor quality. While some were just were just incredibly grainy, with some even clearly identify the domains of the download source (IGN.com). were self-current advertising clips are only found along verfrickelter quality. Really sloppy. But

the audience should not hassle you. Because by and large it was a really successful lecture, which could inspire any humble with his humor, great information and the extraordinary images.



Big disgrace

was after 10 minutes of Phil-fun already finished and the Hasbrochef took back the reins. Now let the new Transformers items were presented. And I'm really surprised not bad! In addition to various sample images of Ultimate Bumblebee, Optimus Prime voice changer helmet and there were also countless beautiful CGI artwork to see the movie. Really very cool.





After giving us a glimpse into the promotional and toy items for the upcoming film world had wanted to give the Hasbrochef since December with the previously released Transformers Teaser Trailer his presentation, a round end. So "some" as the beginning of the presentation has been given.
And with the tag "Enjoy the trailer" came, as expected, again the first problems. Instead of a beautiful videos, you could see only black, but still heard the sound of the teaser trailer.
A rather charming "shit" came from the art-corner behind us. "Technical problems" so my guess ... but what could it be otherwise? After about 20-30 seconds

deeper blackness and loud sounds, was the energetic and Hasbro chief finally apologized for the mishap and that it would begin immediately. But instead, the still black screen turned into a blue error window, then the black screen error in a Windows desktop and then back to a screen. All highlighted beautifully with the explosive sounds of the trailer.

embarrassing embarrassing.

After another "shit" from the technology area, it finally happened and we could now enjoy the already memorized teaser trailer in all its glory.

Booyah! But probably very embarrassing for the head of Hasbro.



The beautiful part

Well, whatever. In any case, now came the really nice part of the whole evening: The self trying out the new Transformersspielzeuge! In fact, in a further, not less large area behind us, the most issued previously presented toys. We could see and touch the gems of us, and even transform, what has been done pretty much everyone.

a really funny sight, for each of the elegantly-dressed man staring up focused on the characters in her hands and sought to transform. During a break, the days of fear, something to make shaking like crazy, the others were sweating just to himself, unable to turn the things.
Phu, Phil and I had also had clear fun, although I must admit that I do then in such a Transformers but I failed.

But although it really should be the paradise of any Transformers fans could do as we please the little figures are no longer soon. We wanted more .... MUCH MORE!
And suddenly, when we were magic words whispered in his ear, we turned all our attention simultaneously on the many small figures, over to the gigantic "Ultimate Bumblebee figure, which stood like a lone goal on a small table. Stood they are now, all anxious and sweaty hands intact and screaming then transformed by us.

So we cautiously approached the gigantic figure. I took first in the hand. The approximately 40 cm Bot was like a giant, heavy block in my hands and now I should transform it into something. Shortly after I get out here and there, pressed a few joints, I looked a little awkward to Phil, the absolute Transformiermeister, over and made him rather go first. He said only a short "Okay," rolled up his sleeves, put his still half-full Becks Lemon to the side and took the character in his hand.
task was the robot in a car to turn.

The great battle for everything important in the world has now begun!



The decisive battle

expressed full focus and Phil worked out the various parts back and forth. .... Click clack. The initially more sensitive approach quickly turned into rough violence. After 5 minutes left, the first sigh of his mouth. He put the figure briefly on the table, wiped the perspiration from his forehead, took off his jacket and carried on. Slowly
have also noticed the people around us from the battle and watched the big show. "Incredible," hailed "a true master of his craft and sheer encouraging comments from the enthusiastic crowd. Bumblebee slowly took shape. 10, 20, 30 minutes flew by and still the figure was not ready to turn.





change. It was my turn. But I quickly realized that here and there seemed to be transformed something wrong. With brute force I tried then to reverse. ..... Click clack. Another 10-15 minutes passed. Only a few minutes to see a long goal. The sweat was dripping from my nose down and slowly began to hurt my fingers.

change. Phil was back to it. Another 10 minutes passed, and if and where you least expect it has, it was finally done! Bumblebee was ready transformed! With much difficulty and hardship we made it in about an hour the adit Bumblebee to transform into a car! We breathed a sigh of relief and finally was our view from the Ultimate Bumblebee freed.



Bad surprise

But as we saw so to us, we discovered to our astonishment, that has reduced the number of men by almost half. We were with our cause probably so busy that we have not even noticed that most are already gone.
"No matter! More Burger King food and drink for us!" trumpeted out and we strengthened ourselves at once with Fast food and a few cans of Becks Lemon.




The spectators were gone, rest went back in and everything seemed to have become much chillier. And while I flushed the cooling drink down my throat, I looked proud of those of us ready transformed figure. What a beautiful sight. But something did not leave me alone ... this figure! So shiny, so pompous and powerful! Despite all reason, I could not resist their temptation simply no more and so I had to transform them easily again!

So I went back to work.

Surprisingly, I'm sure a lot less time than needed we all get together for the first time Ultimate Bumblebee seemed not quite right turns to be XD NO MATTER! He looked kinda like a bot XD



farewell

Phu were slow and I will be tired and so was drawing for us the evening to a close. We performed only a few small conversations with Florian Kundt (a GEE-man), the pretty woman and of course Phil and then said goodbye to each person.

As a parting gift we were given each one of the long-awaited black bags. But before I could push myself any junk in hand, I quickly looked again purely in the other bags, get hold of hope in a really great character to. However, I quickly became a friendly lady Jugen fobbed off with the words "Is the same everywhere in it!". Of course, turned out to be the later as an untruth. But not so bad as we have also got one of each director chairs given where we were previously set at the presentation.
And so we danced merrily with bag and baggage to our car and drove home.

What a beautiful evening.



the piñata = D

At home, I packed quickly, of course, the stuff from the bag and looked at what I then all so Great 've got. I was quite amazed when I saw the abundance of things:

- Deluxe Barricade (yay)
- N'Burger King Transformers toys
- Whoppergutschein
- Promotion Pack
-> transformable pen
-> Ne CD with information about the figures
-> A brochure Hasbro
-> So a little ol box of mirrors and artwork
- director's chair (which, of course, NOT in the bag was in it XD)

class! Loads of stuff, even if you only use the least of it!




At the end of the day I went to bed with a happy grin and I thought that I will continue this evening in your memory forever. But before then I finally fell asleep, I went through my head a moral: Before you were giving a presentation before a good audience, you should first check up everything really thoroughly. Not happen that any stupid mistakes n__n


[The Silence]

Monday, May 7, 2007

Increase Cervical Mucus

I am a Transformer ?.... Yes, that's me!

history

As the least likely to be well endgangen, I was a few months, but actually the games and lifestyle magazine GEE present and was allowed to a large, one-sided picture and a small article about me representing German Transformers community.

A wonderful experience that I will remain always and forever in your memory. But despite all the friends: That was not all!

ran with the article nor to a Transformers contest, organized the GEE in collaboration with Hasbro Germany. The theme of the contest: "I am a Transformer.
task was to show in a three-minute short film, why is because a transformer.

to be a rather uninteresting story, simply because the effort too great. On the other hand, the prize for first place was very appealing: two tickets to the Germany premiere of Transformers in Berlin in the presence of stars, including travel and Hotelaufendhalt!





This was a more than palatable reason why Phu and I have yet decided to smooth the contest to break the grand prize package, can!

But should start with this decision a long time of torment.

For two months we have sweated blood and sweat for this project to us from the given 3 minutes to extract the best way possible. We rewrote the script numerous times, 2-3 weeks needed for the shooting and works day and night sparkled in our project. Without even a minute of something else to think we spent all our precious time in this short film, driven by the hope go, bag and baggage to Berlin can be to enjoy Transformers in all its glory.

Two months of drama, despair and sheer stress tended slowly to an end and on 09 April 2007, our project is finally finished.

increase in the hope of our opportunities, we even went personally to GEE editorial office in Hamburg in order to make our project there (you never know).


history

Now began the period of waiting.

One week, two weeks went by and not A single e-mail or call from the GEE. We were impatient and began to stare at the phone apathetic, hoping that it would ring the same. Three weeks, four weeks went by ... slowly uncertainty and madness was broadly in us. We started some gibberish hinzubrabbeln before us. Numerous questions plagued us: Did you like our short film? Who will sit on the jury? What will cut our film? But of course we got no answers.

The fifth week: On a point Monday, 12:57 clock, I made myself something to eat. Suddenly the phone began to ring loudly. Startled, I jerked

together, looking toward camera. After some hesitation, took I will use a young, male voice full of joy rang out from the handset.

"Yes, hello Mag! GEE-here!"

Finally! Finally got a reply from the GEE-man! But what would now come to me? My heart started beating like crazy. I could go on talking to the young man.

"I am pleased to tell you you to know ..."

A large grin adorned my face and I felt so incredibly close to the victory. I heard more tense.

"... you have demonstrated with her short film the FOURTH place!"

"Fourth place ....". The grin turned into a pure expression Disappointment. "Fourth place ...". The words pierced almost to my head. "Only the fourth place that is ..... what a joke."

left clean out of courtesy then a desolate "Yay my lips as I clenched my fist so tight until the blood flowed from my hand.
The young man had to say GEE-me much, but I could not listen to him further. I was too lost in thought. The only thing that had yet reached my head the words "invitation" and "E-mail".





More than disappointed, I put them on the phone and calling my film colleagues at once with another phone on to him the bad news.

Welch tragedy. Instead of the two premiere tickets we get now (mind you, only one) package and Transformers collectors, instead of a big victory celebration, then I babble on any people with such mundane words like "at least in the Top Five. When something like that would be able to give anyone comfort.

After I get into a little after a few minutes, I remembered the words "invitation" and "E-mail from a young man and finally went to the computer to go to get to the bottom. In fact, should be found in my inbox an e-mail and highlight how, we should be a last consolation prize get that was not so bad:

fact, we were invited to a big press event the next day (08:05:07) presented, on which the new Transformers figures and also the first scenes of the new Transformers movie will be presented.

Eureka! THE I call comfort!

But despite the beautiful invitation is sitting, still the disappointment and the sense of failure deep in our hearts. Because we could not achieve what we set out and ardently desired.

Nevertheless, even if we have lost ourselves, so I'll at least go with my head held high and my way Fist victoriously towards the sky! For I am still proud of our product and that is victory enough!


And of course you are allowed our masterpiece "Screws" marvel. Just click the image below, download via MegaUpload and enjoy 3 minutes of hard work! If the video should not work, simply download the VLC Player or the latest codecs. Then it should work




SCREWS

Youtube version with intro and outro


HAIL THOSE WHO ARE FOR YOUR WISHES AND NEVER GIVE UP !!!!! sacrifice


[The Silence] The 30th

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Forum Or Blog Or Group Milena Velba

Make me the Spider-Man!

April is the Vietnamese for a very special day, because that ended on this day 32 years ago the Vietnam War, one of the most cruel and pointless wars in the history of mankind. But sometimes you forget something so much easier because other, supposedly more important things to haunt one in the head.

And me my Vietnamesischlehrer most notorious holiday it spoke to what made this day so special, I replied, completely convinced me and the thing:

"The 'Spider-Man 3' Preview at Cinemaxx of course; D"





That's right! came a few hours ago I was in the unique pleasure of the current Spider-Man Threequels! Because once again I had packed the impatience, so I had to look at me the movie necessarily as soon as possible. Hence I got the preview (the day before the official start) just right!
So I moved just one month before going on the actual preview, I bought two of the incredibly expensive tickets (8.50 €) she immediately wrapped in cellophane, and sealed them in a letter in which they have all the time away from my Wall hung and I enjoyed with her mere presence.

Call it madness, but for one month CAN HAPPEN schonmal that movie tickets just fade away, unless they are therefore protected from light ... yes, it probably really crazy XD

Well, whatever. In any case, I was one of the first people in the world (pff.. The few million other xD) admire the new Spidey on the big screen! And because it was such a wonderful experience, yes, I'll be right sometimes to the point:



SPIDER-MAN 3 REVIEW


Story

Some time has passed since the incident with Dr. Octavius (aka Dr. Octopus passed): Peter Parker has finally managed to strike a balance now between his everyday problems of existence and his hero be found as Spider-Man . The whole town loves him as a superhero, he can call his youth flame Mary Jane finally as his own, and in general it seems to the young Peter this time really go uphill.

But throughout the rapture and loud cheers of the crowds begins Peter in its self-satisfaction of the people neglect to which he is otherwise have been so important. Under his growing arrogance, beginning at the relationship between him and Mary Jane slowly crumble, without which he really seems to notice. This Peter really want to Mary Janes hand stop.
power and as if that was not enough to forge Harry Osborn , the Peter still responsible for the death of his father, revenge, to finally get revenge for his father. employs clear

While Peter with his private problems, he learns too that Flint Marko , the real killer of Peter's Uncle Ben is still at large and now because of an accident in a physical test facility turned into a bizarre creature has that only consists of sand: the Sandman is born! driven by despair and hatred

, setzt Peter nun alles daran, Sandman zu töten, um seinen Onkel zu rächen. Und ohne es zu wissen, wird er auch noch von einem außerirdischen Parasiten/Symbionten befallen, der seinen Anzug rabenschwarz färbt und seine dunkelsten Seiten zum Vorschein bringt.

Die unabwendbare Tragödie eines großen Helden nimmt seinen Lauf und der Weg für den stärksten Feind Spider-Mans wird geschaffen: VENOM !



Kritik

Da ich unvernünftigerweise am Tag vor der Preview massig KFC Blödsinn gegessen habe, ging es meinem Darm am Previewtag natürlich alles andere als gut (KFC Gänger wissen bescheid). My ass burned like tinder, I still felt the typical "KFC feeling in my stomach, and in general it was not me very well. But do not panic! After a short passage in the urine-contaminated Cinemaxx toilet, everything was back in butter and so I could enjoy the movie to the fullest (apart from the big head in front of me, my vision now and then somewhat limited. But anyway).





In any case, I can say with complete justification from me, that the long wait and the relatively expensive cards are absolutely worth it!

The story can be divided into about 6 (!!!) different storylines , Members will be treated in which different, tragic characters, and of course the end all converge in an explosive showdown.
A very unusual and particularly risky step for this relatively short film (2 1 / 2 hours). For by this large amount of content you quickly run the risk the whole thing quite cluttered and overstretching. Fortunately, the film is not the case. Even if everything comes from only the fifth minute, blow by blow, the film has never really overweight, just like in Matrix Reloaded and the likes. Instead, build on each other all the plot lines and show the extreme development of the characters and their desperate situations. Man keeps track of the whole movie and still has time for one or two dramatic scenes to shed tears.
Occasionally, one wishes to but then, that some storylines were a bit quiet to be told, simply because they come along to either sudden or spectacular.

Above all, Eddie Brock (who later transforms into the villain Venom ) acts on the whole a little out of place and is quick in Beziehungsgemetzel of Peter, Mary Jane and Harry Osborn and the Sandman part completely under, so that the appearance comes from the Venom (which only appears so against last 20 minutes), much too suddenly. Too bad, especially since Venom and Eddie Brock brings a lot of potential as a character with it. The famous scene is in the church, which is created Venom, so illogical and inappropriate that one only can beat his hands over his head. Even if there is a seen for yourself, very beautiful scene, and also corresponds to the original work, it just does not fit strictly into the film, and even lead to the complete scene that you can not really take it seriously. The fans rejoiced anyway. But can
Venom very well with his design points, first, that was kept very true to the original and the other comes across very convincingly. Since there is absolutely nothing to the bleating!





Acting have Tobey, Kirsten, Franco and co once again done a good job. However, Tobey brought his cuddly facial expressions in fact so many dramatic scenes in the cinema laugh. But we say: PEOPLE! He can not for his looks!
Otherwise one can complain from an acting point of probably not really. Only I personally would have preferred that Willem Dafoe would often something happened in the movie. Overall, I think he came twice in the film, and the only for a few seconds. As the film has one just forget and let all the rest of its run.

But let us now for the most interesting part of the film: The Action! Unlike its predecessors, offers the latest part of the Spider-Man series not only two crummy 3-4 minutes Klopp scenes, but equal to 6, varying in length from 5-20 minutes. Here is one more spectacular than the last.
In almost dizzying heights to beat the protagonists his fists to his ears, make it just incredible, never before seen stuff and pull the viewer immediately under her spell. Note that all characters with each other for anything but squeamish. Time rams Spider-Man's face Sandman against a passing train, now is Spider-Man even beaten bloody. Great cinema, also would have if they wished at this point again that the fight between Spider-Man and Venom an entire piece would be longer and have been choreographed better in particular would be ( Sandman had as much more weight).

be it.

But all the action would probably not look nearly as spectacular, if not for the latest CGI technology come into play. Apart from 1-2 for exceptions to the film immediately indescribable large budget of 258 million dollars! Never before has swung Spider-Man so elegant and realistic, the big screen along and never would have expected that Sandman and Venom could look so convincing! Above all, very impressive how Sandman slowly transformed into a giant cloud of sand and fly off.
The money was well spent, no doubt.





The soundtrack was composed this time, unfortunately, not as in the first two parts of Danny Elfman, but many older tracks have been recycled, but it is not noticeable more negative. The soundtrack, accompanied As with its predecessors, the respective scenes and underscores the tragic figure Spider-Man . Nothing more is to say.

Something that I was personally very disturbed, however, is that the film is ultimately not as dark and threatening, as it was in the promotion wave. Many and sometimes very long comic relief often take the film away his gloom and fall down the whole time, too ridiculous. While the humor scenes are very amusing, but they bring the overall atmosphere, unfortunately, a little out of the concept, which is very very sad. Here, less would definitely have been better.
is too much to complain that some things like Statements and so on are just too short and too sudden. For example, Dr. Connors has Statement symbionts placed too / crushed and completely contrived by the hair. Purely by the motto "The spectators who do not know the comics, do not understand it, so we declare it a try soon. This could have been solved much more elegant.



Conclusion

through and through successful completion of the first Spider-Man trilogy of hard to impress with spectacular fights and heartbreaking moments of the audience. Great actors, great soundtrack and great Optics come together in a movie, and steal a quick narrative a fast breath.
Unfortunately there are many minor and major flaws that could easily by a longer playing time and calmer narrative can be solved. They might be compensated in an Extended Edition.

Otherwise I can recommend Spider-Man 3 any fan of the first two films warmly! For fun with the movie you will definitely have!


[The Silence]