Today should be a special day. For today, at 04 July 2007 was supposed to start the world's new Transformers movie by Steven Spielberg and Michael Bay in the cinemas. If he does indeed! Only not in Germany. For this the starting date was postponed at short notice to a rich month.
A terrible tragedy.
by Mutant Mafiosa
But should the day be celebrated. Not because of the U.S. Independence Day, of course, but of course because of Transformers!
And that's why you get after a long time to read again a nice story about me.
Have fun!
preface to the story
dreams are a truly wonderful thing. Sometimes you dream of beautiful things, beautiful but sometimes less. What would happen if you wake up directly from a very emotional dream over and brings the feelings of the dream into the real world?
history
It was a night like any other. I lay gently in my bed and slept. As always, I dreamed up on a grandiose, magnificent, golden throne to sit on top of a pyramid and surrounded by nothing but beautiful, half-naked women that I zuwedelten with air springs, and then me were allowed to meet with relish ................ of course I did not dream it ..... would have been too good.
Whatever.
dreamed I actually like this, as my little nephew (6 years) came to visit me. And when he had nothing better to do, he krakelte out of sheer boredom on a stack of paper any ugly stick figure before him. No more extraordinary.
But since the young child's eye somehow everything colorful, beautiful and looks great, especially as many an old cripple, my nephew was of course very enthusiastic about his work. That is why he wanted to take his drawings.
"Sure" I thought I'm a good uncle and was supposed to be a big issue to him a couple of his drawings mitzugeben. But of course I was terribly mistaken. For suddenly the stack of paper turned into a huge pile of important documents, the scribbled through and through with stick figures were. A big sigh left my lips, but nice as I was, I began to won the 500 pile of leaves durchzusortieren high to him but to still give to some of his drawings.
And while I made this extremely mindless work, suddenly my older brother out of the blue punched and stopped next to me. Probably it was just a little boring, so he wanted me to look over his shoulder. As expected, he talked me off the page to:
Bro: "Hey asshole .... what are you up for stupid work!"
Me: "Ehm ... I just sort the stack here,"
Bro: "You're so stupid, you know that far too stupid for this work Ugly idiot!" A dry
"What the fuck?" I just shot through the head. What was that, please? Somewhat taken aback, I looked in his direction, but the whole thing simply ignored and tried to continue. But as this would not have been bad enough, he drew me closer to my body and his head pressed violent against mine.
He spoke to me directly into the ear and from time to time, it seemed his voice to sound indifferent:
Bro.?. "Well, you stupid loser If the employment is slow, heavy, or what ugly Funzel No wonder art also a idiotic fool! idiot ... idiot ... wretch ... "
With all the insults I immediately burst the collar. I clenched my fist so strong together till the blood spurted out of my fingers just so and my face turned into a grimace of madness. I would like him throwing my fist in the face and blurting out all my anger out of my throat, to make it as small as a cockroach. How could he dare they ... My anger the moment was simply without words, and even completely overwhelmed me!
were in fact the feelings in the dream even so strong that it out pulled me out of it, and how pierced with knives, I screamed, and driven by my animal instincts, I bit into my ceiling, so firmly as I could. I tested it on so tight that my teeth began to ache.
After a while I realized I was that my teeth into it drilled into my ceiling, immediately sparked my bite and tried to calm myself down.
somehow strange when you bite just full of anger and rage in his own blanket. Well, fortunately it was only at the ceiling. Whether that would be even considered good if someone had slept next to me? Probably not ...
[The Silence]
@ Julia
Here, bunny. Just for you;)
1.Full Name?
Divine meteorite shower. Or was it a princely?
2.Alter?
21
3.Größe?
178-180 cm I think
4.Gewicht?
wobble between 70-75 kilograms spring
5.Augenfarbe?
dark brown
6.Haarfarbe?
Black
7.Haustier?
once had a goldfish, of all other fish in the aquarium eaten and has then passed.
8.Name the pet?
no longer white.
9.Geburtstag?
01/01/1986
10.What sentence or word can not hear you?
I can hear everything. But this smiley here, I can not really see ...: ^ ^
Because you might just as well, "Kiss my ass" say ~ __ ~
11.What annoys you most at present? That was
Transformers the movie in Germany, moved to a juicy months ....
late 12.How is it? According to my previous wrong
Clock Clock 18:29
13.Was your favorite foods?
Peking duck Rice and tasty sauce.
14.Was you drink the most?
malt beer
15.Würde it annoy you when we make yet another 185 issues?
C'mere!
16.Was have you for as hobbies?
Transformers, movies, chat, sleep, bum and so on.
17.Was is just right beside you?
If I were to enumerate all ..... XD
18.Was is your favorite radio station?
Delta Radio and there where good music is.
19.Was would take you all on a deserted island (3 things)?
So when I then also have to be lonely, then probably this:
- infinity to eat a lot
- The house is super hard and unbreakable, with infinite power, Internet, television and so on.
- a teleporter with everything I can teleport back and forth.
20.Worauf you looking forward to the time the most?
the upcoming Transformers movie x)
21.Wie would you like to do hot, if you would let you rename?
I really like my name. But otherwise I would probably Grinsepeter or Q XD
22.Deine hot favorite names for girls / boys?
Hildegart and Manfred ..... For God's sake, NO! xDDD
23.Was did you just as a background image?
So'n Threatless motif x)
24.Was are your favorite websites?
Dropping Knowledge, Wikipedia, Ebay, The-Numbers and Black Spell
25.Wie does your Mauspet?
I use my table as Mousepad admire and which is attached XD
26.Wen you the most?
people with a strong will to live.
27.An think what you are straight?
28.Magst mind to answer these questions
you flowers?
They look nice, but it is only my nose and my eyes, thick red xD
29.Was are your favorite flowers?
Rosen
you 30.Redest much?
Very much, if I feel like it. But leaves a little to slow.
31.Engel or devil?
angel devil left to the right ... pant
32.Himmel or hell?
sky
33.Was you eat normally for breakfast?
instant noodles, water (especially eat! XD) or nothing 34.Bist XDDDD ~
you superstitious?
* has * seen a ghost Gruuuuuuselig (._.)
35.Deine favorite color?
red, blue, black, white, neon pink and everything else looks nice.
36.Deine favorite car brand?
Batmobile made in China 8D ~
37.Und what time is it now?
20:04 (do not ask. Why did the meantime made a break)
you 38.Hast a Piercing?
Yes, tail ... 10 kg and looks like a hook.
39.Und a tattoo?
the tail, adjacent to the 10 kg heavy piercing! : P
40.Hättest you like to have a piercing / tattoo? And if so, where? Will
none. And if so, then a horny tattoo on the arm or shoulder.
41.Rauchst you?
Ney
42.Welche brand? Only genuine
of children from the third world turned things XP
43.Sind your hair short or long?
short
44.Nerven we have up?
Not really.
45.Lust to more questions?
It all depends.
46.Okay then even further:
Wooooooouh!
47.Welche sports do you do?
Sesselpupsen and Internet surfing. A physical torture!
48.Was is your favorite sport?
Badminton
49.Wieviele phones do you have at home? Two
you 50.Hast a mobile phone?
Jop
51.Deine number?
0190/9090900. ROUGH DOMINATION shows you! 0190/9090900! CALL ME NOW! NOW!!
52.Wie's your e-mail address?
Eisbergsalatsusie@gmx.net;)
53.Wo do you live?
In a small box in the middle of an alley. Very spacious!
54.Wo would you like to stay?
'm satisfied. Otherwise: in a gigantic castle with nothing but hot women (my), hell of a lot of money (mine) and a space which gives me even superpowers (also my)
55.Wohnst you still with your parents?
Until now.
56.Wer are your best friends (real)?
brother and Phu
57.Bist you funny or serious?
HAHA! And then I told him, "Edger but has a" xD Oh man, what have I ..... seriously ...... XD
58.Kompliziert or easy?
Complicated transformations in TFs and my character: a matter of opinion.
59.Bist you right or left handed?
right dealer! Sell 60.Würdest happy with things right 8D
you ever cheat on someone?
Never.
61.Hast you ever tried kill yourself?
Not that I know of.
you 62.Hast siblings?
an older bro.
63.Wenn old he is like and what's his name?
older than me and Divine / Princely storm.
64.Wie old are your parents?
older than me.
65.Und as they are called?
Abkürzel: TH and TH XD
66.Wonach are you addicted?
Transformers, Julia (; D. ... * cuddle * XD), dreams, and movies.
67.Dein favorite subject in school?
art, organic and homemade blue hours.
68.Und hate the subject?
French.
69.Und who is your s favorite teacher?
"Gruening is coooooooooool" * weird hand motion *
70.Wen do about it you hate? At that time my
wars olle Philo teacher. But has now set.
71.Wer is the most annoying person you know? Thus, some
.
72.Wer is the most horrible person you know?
You have no comma in front of "the" set ... you are so terrible.
73.Und who is the best looking person you know?
Hehe ..... * Drools *.... as the question was the same again?
74.Wärest you prefer large or small?
'm big enough.
75.Deine favorite outfit?
leather jacket, my black pants, my two Threatless T-shirts and of course my shoes x)
76.Deine favorite brand for it?
Threatless. Otherwise: No-Names
78.Und your favorite shoes?
my old, tattered, black winter boots. They are sooooo cool ...
79.Wieviele pairs do you have? Two or three
80.Welche school you attend?
None at all. The latest on this issue, you realize that the author of this questionnaire, a student must be a student.
81.Und which class?
After Abi and in real life, it's not as hard as everyone claims.
you 82.Schläfst much?
Jop. Is said to be healthy, even if you wasted so much time.
83.Halbleer or half full?
most half full.
83.Spät wake up late or get up?
84.Glaubst up late
you believe in reincarnation?
It is for me a mixture of hope and fear. Believe is exaggerated.
85.Hast you a job?
'm currently a video store Heini. So yes.
86.Deine favorite fruit?
Dragon Fruit, Lime and meat XD
you 87.Trägst bracelets, chains, or other?
Yes, a thick gold chain with diamond-tipped around my neck, the size of a fist "The Pimp" it says;)
89.Und what are you carrying that?
air = D
90.Hast You scars?
A lot even.
91.Und where?
face, abdomen, arms, legs. Actually, everywhere, but no further wild.
92.Hast you to drive?
Nope.
93.Hast you ever cried because of someone of the opposite sex?
Once. A very sad day ...
94.Was would be your worst nightmare?
wake one day with no arms and legs or to find that one or all of which I love are dead.
95.Was's the best feeling?
happiness and joy.
96.Und the most terrible?
humility (humiliation?), Disappointment and sadness.
97.Sind your parents divorced?
Nope.
98.Wie do you feel now?
Good good, thanks.
99.Gleich we have question # 100: Oh
wa?
100.Und since it is already:
is no question but unfortunately _.. * Sad *
101.Gehst you like to concerts?
When good bands are very happy even. But only if I have money XD
102.Welche / s Concert / e you visit in the coming months?
None planned.
103.Und who goes with him?
Then, when friends or Bro.
104.Deine favorite band? Mag
many bands very much.
105.Dein momentary favorite song?
Halo 2 Soundtrack - Unyielding (hats done to me full) or
OST Rocky - Philadelphia Morning
106.Dein favorite singer?
is none.
107.Und drummer?
None.
108.Gitarrist?
No, I'm not .... 8D
109.Bassist?
If you are not a guitarist, you can be a bass player? Hmmmmmm ....
110.Dein favorite instrument?
violin and wing
111.Hast you own band?
No interest.
112.Spielst you own an instrument? Have
times a month, practiced guitar and flute to play in school hours. But otherwise ...
113.Was for one would you like to be able to play?
All standard instruments (guitar, Piano, violin, etc.) but without much to do to have XD
114.Wen would you love to meet you?
Optimus Prime, Unicron (a must-see), Steven Spielberg, Michael Bay, Jackie Chan, a really beautiful woman, and so on.
115.Was you hear right now?
OST Rocky - Philadelphia Morning n___n so beautiful yet so sad.
116.Und hear what you're after?
Is on Shuffle. Full of surprise, you 8D
117.Wie time is it?
20:32 .... loud continuous Clock wrong XD ~
118.Was is your greatest talent?
Good question. If I knew that I had, I think so a place ...
119.Wort with R?
very quick
120.Und me G?
Gobbawarzen XD
121.Wie inventive:
Thank you! =)
122.Bist you a sadist?
not fund invests, but I can be quite sadistic, I think x)
123.Womit you get drunk the most?
(malt) beer, water or energy drinks.
124.Und? Are you currently in love with someone?
Hach ja ... Unfortunately, no.
125.Wer is it?
Sorry .... not, no?
126.Bist you a virgin?
If you have ne good-looking woman: we want to fuck? ;)
127.Wie was the first time?
As the following times:) ~
128.Und the first kiss?
Had to think of sushi, so deep was the tongue in it XD influenced me.
129.An whom you have the lost?
an old friend x)
130.Schon annoyed?
Not really, no.
131.Dann times farther: to
only.
132.Welche characteristics do you value most people?
willpower, understanding, wisdom, and much more.
133.Was is your main character trait?
Very good question. Perhaps "sense of justice" and laziness.
134.Wen because you want to marry again?
This will then result, wenn ich jemanden dafür gefunden habe x)
135.Führst du zur Zeit eine Beziehung?
Leider nein. Aber in meinen Gedanken bin ich manchmal noch bei der alten.
136.Wie ist das Wetter gerade?
Ganz gut. Ein schöner Sonnenuntergang ist zu sehen.
137.Wer kennt dich denn am besten?
Mein Bruder.
138.Wer ist denn dein/e beste/r Online Freund/in?
Julia =) *ganz lieb knuddel*
139.Wie habt ihr euch denn kennen gelernt?
Julia: "animec 8DDDDDDD LOOL".
Ich: Ja, genau XD
140.Wieviel Taschengeld bekommst du?
Muss ich mir selbst verdienen. Als Kind bekam ich aber 5 DM im Monat.
141.Und when you get it forever? My self-earned
always right after I've worked for.
142.Was is your favorite movie?
Transformers the Movie, Oldboy, Natural Born Killers and many more.
143.Gehst you like movies?
Yes, very much even. Even if the films are not as good x)
145.Mit whom?
with people I like.
146.Hängst you you up with your friends?
Sometimes. But very reluctant to third.
you 147.Bist a Drinni or Draußi?
Can not write correctly, what? 8D child's head ...
148.Wer is your favorite actor?
Ehhhhhh ... good question XD I like Jackie Chan (because of his charisma) and Shia Labeouf very happy.
149.Hast you ever with a girl / boy slept in a bed?
Jop. Several times even. Time of sexual and sexual times less reasons.
150.Jungen with long or short hair?
Why do you ask for boys? XD But in any case, girls with short .... rrrrrrrrrrrr x)
151.Was's your sign?
Capricorn. BTW: Long time no longer read my horoscope (horoscope today: "You will die tomorrow": T).
152.Dein favorite day of the week?
Every day that is beautiful x)
153.Deine favorite holiday?
vacation without trials. If 3 months XD Or not permanently . Do Are also great holiday ....
154.Was you do in the holidays so?
usually hang out XD
155.Welche words / phrases you use most often?
If I can think of anything. At that time, as a child I ALWAYS "waaahaas you know?" made at the beginning of the sentence XD ~
156.Wo you see yourself in ten years?
Hopefully on a large golden throne in a huge castle, surrounded by beautiful women who lie at my feet. I am ruler of the world and protector of the weak!
157.Was times will you be?
superhero. My greatest wish.
158.Warst you good at school?
It was. Could have been better, but my laziness prevented me.
159.Was do you do when you're bored?
Just something here XDDDDD
160.Was is currently the best in your life?
The BEST in my life? I do not know. First, the permanent peace and the other the whole time off. You may also Transformers.
161.Willste more questions?
to Nur.
162.Das pleased, however: You stupid
flatterer, you:) * poke *
163.Welche handkerchief brand you use? Currently
"Solo "....... How ambiguous XD
164.Kannst you drive a bike?
Since 5-6 years are no longer driven. But I think so xD
165.Was do you have for a bike?
A red, moldy in which the handlebars and the seat Looked XP is times like that of Kintaro Oe
166.Wann you have it the last time you cleaned?
have 5 or 6 years ago xD
167.Was you for a phone?
Moto Razer. I think Julia is looking back a little disgusted at their screen XD
169.Mit whom you have spoken as the last?
with my Bro.
170.Bist you home alone?
Now just do not. Would be great if I would soon be left alone at home x)
171.Hast you heartache?
Not really.
172.Hast you ever stolen?
Maybe? =)
173.Und what was that?
I'll tell you when we wake up the next morning in bed together;)
174.Schminkst you up?
Oh yes. Every day! ......; P
175.Stell you before you are a piece of chalk. What color would you be?
I was white or pink, just in my head XD Does that make me gay right? Hmmmmm ....
176.Stell you before you have 3 wishes free. What would you wish for?
first More wishes
second Cool super powers (that I can choose)
third The pain of many people and make the world better.
177.Was is your favorite number?
Do not be. Are many beautiful numbers
178.Tanzt you like?
If good music is playing and I'm in a good mood just like x)
179.Trägst you wear glasses?
No. Should I slowly XD
180.Ist Peter a Frenchman or an Italian yet?
Peter is actually Vietnamese XD But when France colonized Vietnam and once marked, it is probably something Fran wave.
181.Wie you think that?
Sun
182.Wir have now done:
Oh, Do you imagine that sits just a
183.Und xD how long have you been at this now pointless questionnaire?
pointless Why? Has not sold my boredom x)
184.Hast you ever heard in the Blown up? Yes
yet. Dog shit XD That was so funny XD
185.Hast you a lighter?
Nope.
186.Wie does that leave me?
Easy .... incredibly beautiful ... I could cry so smooth ...
you 187.Würdest you for your friend's hair can turn pink?
If I get so much money or have lost a bet, then probably yes XD
188.Was you fall spontaneously in if you are reading these words: long ago:
school. Good times
parents: For much appreciated.
Friends: Just a few that I can describe as such.
Math: Logical, but not for me.
Sex: Mhhhhhhh .... x) ~
you 189.Stehst on sadomasochism?
Not really. And you?
190.Wieviele belt do you have?
a single one. Otherwise the belt replaced my bacon rind x)
191.Trägst you just like this one?
Only my bacon rind x)
192.So we have almost done:
somehow sound happy.
is 193.Wie time is it now?
20:58 according to my Clock
we 194.Haben up annoyed bad?
Not really.
195.Wenn so, then we are sorry:
Oh, how modest n__n
196.Wie are you these questions?
All okay, thank you.
197.Was advises you the one who fills out this questionnaire for you?
will not make. Otherwise: ranwagen Only if you really boring XD
198.Hat made it pleases you to fill in the questionnaire?
Was quite funny.
us 199.Freut:
Glad to have you pleased.
200.Also then: uncovering the
Die a painful death, dude = D
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